Dead deadlines
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
- Douglas Adams
My favourite deadlines are the ones that are absolutely unmoveable until the client says they're not going to meet it/they're going to push it back. Especially when the team has been pulling up trees and putting in hours to get it shipped. Fucking fun times all round, especially while project management just shrugs at you and says "their decision".